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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.

Sep 19 '14

(Source: edenprimes)

Sep 18 '14

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

Sep 18 '14

(Source: togifs)

Sep 18 '14

Whenever a game lets me stab things I will just end up stabbing everything

Tags: video games
Sep 18 '14
just-callmedj:

I-…CaN’t.

just-callmedj:

I-…CaN’t.

Sep 18 '14
  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
Sep 18 '14

bkcheezy:

durnesque-esque:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Bees in your trap.

lifehack

Sep 17 '14

I gave in and got destiny and the first thing I did was dance until peter dinklage told me I would die if I didn’t stop

Tags: destiny
Sep 17 '14

cracked:

People shared iterations of that story well over a million times, because it serves that child right for being so…child-like.

4 Types of Bullying We Are Shockingly OK With

Sep 17 '14

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

image

Sep 17 '14

rahgot:

Is this game even real?

Sep 17 '14

goteamgents:

The September to December season of video games

Sep 17 '14

(Source: ericareyess)

Sep 17 '14

dorkly:

phrux:

yes

Anon Discovers The Horrible Secret To Wealthier Sims

I would judge, but that would suggest that there’s a way to play “The Sims” that isn’t sociopathic.

Sep 17 '14