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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.
Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

Love me

I do love you don’t worry.

Apr 18 '14

derpassmuthafucka:

Other people want to be batman for all the right reasons “I want to be a hero” or “I want to protect the innocent” then there’s me “I just want to be rich and have no parents”

Apr 18 '14

anybody know of a good theme? I’m thinking about changing mine.

Apr 17 '14
imkatandimawesome:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I have tears omfg

imkatandimawesome:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I have tears omfg

Apr 17 '14

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

(Source: thoughtsofacoolkid)

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14
gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

Apr 17 '14

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

Apr 17 '14

tali's loyalty mission in ME2

  • admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
  • shepard: my evidence is fuck you
  • admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty
Apr 17 '14

I’m writing a new story, might post some of it on here

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

It would be nice it people fact checked things and didn’t get offended over every little thing

Apr 17 '14

piranhascantsmile:

Norman “Why Don’t Girls Think It’s Cute That I’m In Love With My Mother” Bates

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

corporalclean:

hyooman:

theboywhofangirled:

queensoucouyant:

notforbreakfast:

The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

i need to know what comic sans would look like

Watch the video.

Oh my frickin shit

wingdings is making me grow abs