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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.

Aug 29 '14

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Aug 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14

mrs-blumenfeld:

oh my god thank you for this

(Source: jeremy-mcshittin)

Aug 29 '14

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Aug 29 '14

(Source: starfleetist)

Aug 28 '14

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

Aug 28 '14

the-pinballwizard:

He saves what others throw away 
He says that he’ll be rich someday 
We know of an ancient radiation 
That haunts dismembered constellations 
A faintly glimmering radio station 
We know of an ancient radiation 
That haunts dismembered constellations 
A faintly glimmering radio station

Aug 28 '14
Cake - Love You Madly (Comfort Eagle)

retracingben:

Love You Madly - Cake

I don’t want to think about it
I don’t want to talk about it
When I kiss your lips
I want to sink down to the bottom
Of the sea

I want to love you madly

Aug 28 '14
bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail)

Aug 28 '14

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

Aug 28 '14
It’s me

It’s me

Tags: me
Aug 28 '14

Talk to me

Aug 28 '14

The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

(Source: boys-and-suicide)

Aug 28 '14
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets