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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.

Sep 2 '14

Because using a chain as a whip is very heroic

Sep 2 '14

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

Sep 2 '14

xigbar:

softhardgrunge:

swarnpert:

when someone kills u and then taunts

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????

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Sep 2 '14

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.

Sep 2 '14

bolt-carrier-assembly:

tacticalnorwegian:

7.62x45mm VZ. 52

7.62x45 is so odd

Sep 2 '14

(Source: amiete)

Sep 2 '14
Younger brother was kicking at me and the baby was waking by and got kicked comradeskittles

Younger brother was kicking at me and the baby was waking by and got kicked comradeskittles

Sep 2 '14
"Don’t kick babies in the head you twat"
Me several seconds ago
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Sep 2 '14
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Sep 1 '14
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

Sep 1 '14

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
favorite video games (in no particular order) → 11 / ?
↳ fallout: new vegas
dedicated to the lovely vaultt-tec! (≧ω≦)

(Source: weynon)

Sep 1 '14
rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess)

Sep 1 '14
"I done goofed"
Me on many occasions
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