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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.
Jul 28 '14

lintufriikki:

gamestop art appreciation

Jul 28 '14

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

Jul 28 '14

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

Jul 28 '14

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

Jul 28 '14

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

Jul 28 '14
Haven’t posted a selfie in awhile. Here’s one just in case any new followers were wondering what I look like

Haven’t posted a selfie in awhile. Here’s one just in case any new followers were wondering what I look like

Jul 28 '14

jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

Jul 28 '14
whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

Jul 28 '14

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

(Source: agayoflife)

Jul 28 '14

the-bananastand:

Unfortunate choice of words yet again from Tobias 

Jul 28 '14
derpassmuthafucka:

You know you like my horse

I really identified with this character when mid gunfight he yelled out “your hair makes me angry” like yes. This is a good character

derpassmuthafucka:

You know you like my horse

I really identified with this character when mid gunfight he yelled out “your hair makes me angry” like yes. This is a good character

Jul 28 '14
thyartisdisney:

LabraThor

thyartisdisney:

LabraThor

Jul 28 '14
You know you like my horse

You know you like my horse

Jul 28 '14

marauders4evr:

This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.

Jul 28 '14

(Source: sandandglass)