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Derpassmuthafucka's blog

I'm Nathan and most of the stuff I post/reblog is funny stuff, video game stuff, or stuff from movies and tv shows I like. Sometimes I write stories and post those on here or parts of them. If you wanna say hey that's cool too.
Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

(Source: roger-rabbit)

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

But I don’t mind, don’t close your eyes 
Don’t say goodbye, I know you’ll try 
Young legends die and so will I

But I don’t mind, don’t close your eyes

Don’t say goodbye, I know you’ll try

Young legends die and so will I

Jul 23 '14

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

Jul 23 '14
  • Oscar: You do the best with what you have. I have lemons, I make lemonade.
  • Michael: That's a very positive attitude.
  • Oscar: No, I hate the lemonade business. I hate the grind. You have to grind so many f****** lemons.
  • Michael: ... You're not a very metaphorical person, are you?
Jul 23 '14

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

Jul 23 '14

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

Jul 23 '14

(Source: tinsoftware)

Jul 23 '14
mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

(Source: allthebestofmemes)

Jul 23 '14

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."